I hate to agree with this Tory arsetrumpet, but Scotland, take notice… you cannot trust Labour with the NHS.

I’ll also add, you can’t trust Tory cunts either.

‘They said there was no charge and let me go’…

Listen Meghan, there will always be bawbags in Scotland, with or without laws.

Meanwhile, in England:

This is all about the cost, nothing fancy tonight… 2 potatoes for the chips. And discounted Southern fried Chicken, 1 stock cube for the gravy, so way less than £1.

And I air fried the chicken.

Cheap as, well, chips and delicious! 🍗🍟

Or… the police fight back and charge idiots intent on making the law seem unable to be policed with wasting police time.

Was trying to find some inspiration for dinner tonight, and then I saw this…

So I’m having chicken 😂

Don’t make do.

Look forward.

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No more cunts on TV? 😃

Oh, wait…

Remember where you live…

BBC Scotland News

Oh, this is fucking magnificent 😂

Actual tears in my eyes 😂

If you’re having meat problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
But a vegan ain’t one…

Ok, that was weird…. Went from ‘your account is locked’, please click here; to being back and free in the space of about 20 seconds 🥹

I wonder why giraffes have such long necks?

Super John McGinn… being super. Again. John McGinn
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2-0 Villa.

Got some sausage meat for 0.21p… bargain!

So, here’s what I did with it.

A streaky bacon wrapped scotch egg, sausage rolls, and a couple of wee sausage meat, bacon, red onion, tomato and smoked cream cheese vol-au-vents…

#PuffPastry
#BaconSausageAndEgg

SNP politician does something, MSM - SACK THEM!!

SNP politician is removed from role, MSM - They’ve sacked him, they must be rotten to the core!!!

Sleep, repeat…

As a Scotsman, even I wouldn’t offend England with this monstrosity…

Would definitely not try.

(Same tree…)

Back here again 🤨

So there was a puncture, fixed yesterday… but pressure was low again today… turns out there’s also a leak on the valve… which is currently being fixed.

Better not be back here tomorrow 😂

And there is a problem with everyone going vegan overnight… millions (billions?) of animals would be killed.

Every animal alive that is bred for food would be destroyed.

And every vegan would be complicit in their deaths. How many species would become extinct?

To be fair Aberdeen, the 2-2 draw you salvaged in Paisley when Bojan double hit his penalty… you had no complaints.

You stayed silent.