“Viz Top Tips: ALAN PARDEW. Try an easier career option by brokering peace between Palestine and Israel. /via @Bromptonite”

KATY PERRY. Amuse the World by getting Andrew Sachs to communicate by voicemail the terms of the divorce. (via Pope Grumpnatious III)

Wahooo, Late night tree facts on Twitter ..... Can this year get any better ..... !!! ;0)

@markyb705242 but you did a great job !!!! ;0)

Not sure what this is all about !! May have to stick to face book !!!

I am never drinking again .......

Getting the hang of Twitter !!!!

@markyb705242 thanks mate !!!!

SAVE MONEY on hiring a personal trainer by simply making friends with an arrogant, condescending wanker. (via neulithm)