Might host a sleepover in June for Wolves fans after a Spring parade. BYOB

He is that man 🐜

We can’t even have nice things in Spring Training?

The Minnesota Twins starting the season HOT

The greasy kid from your high school that wore pajama pants 3 days a week just dropped 38 and 11 on the Clippers

Make no mistake that Minnesota Timberwolves loss was complete shit tonight by a team that continues to tell us they’re contenders. Put up or shut up at this point.

Man, that Rage Against the Machine Tour going sideways for Minneapolis really robbed us of a big time Run The Jewels show. Twice.

And start thinking about that MVP Award too 🐜

3-0 on the West Coast road trip and it seems like the Wolves might have THAT gear.

The thing people don’t realize about the upcoming Timberwolves Championship Parade this June in Minneapolis is that road construction season will be well underway and the orange barrels bend for nobody

The stories we’ll tell future generations about Anthony Edwards will provide light in dark times. MVP level player right here in MN 🐜

Reminder that we’re currently living in the best stretch of Timberwolves basketball in franchise history

The push for a parade is on in Minnesota.

“Random Man Mike Quigley plans a local law proposal to “solve world hunger” facing the entire planet” Does anyone remember having someone in office that doesn’t embarrass America daily? Is just everyone stupid now?

Do the Minnesota Timberwolves give a shit about anything? National TV game against the team immediately below you in the standings and they can’t be bothered to try hard. Embarrassing effort.

I hate Luka Dončić

Are we all 100% certain that Kyle Anderson makes the Wolves better?

Kevin Harlan and Candace Parker are a dynamite booth for this Wolves game. Both are killing it

Chris Finch needs to have the balls to bench Julius Randle

Absurdly bad. This Wolves team has no chance in any playoff series against anyone with that shit.