David Quantick My mother danced with George Harrison at Annabel’s night club in the 60s & asked what he did. ‘I’m a Beetle’ he replied.

F*ck the neighbours! 🎶🎶🎶 (Or ask them round for a listening party)

A tree goes into a bar. Barman says “why the log face?

I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing.

Evening 70s pals. What a great start with Supertramp 👌❤️ #sts70s

It’s a mystery…🥳

Andy Watson That's a portrait of Constable 2549 Wayne Smith. The painting was originally titled 'HEY, WAYNE', but was subsequently changed so as not to conflict with other Constables.

David Quantick Rod Stewart and Ronnie Wood carry a French sofa into a bar. The barman says 'Why the longue, Faces?'

Oh, alright then...
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Lady Gaga: “What d’you mean the wardrobe van crashed?”
“Sorry, it won’t be here on time and the shops are all shut”
“Well, I’m not gonna let that stop me. The show must go on!”

Lady Gaga: “What d’you mean the wardrobe van crashed?”
“Sorry, it won’t be here on time and the shops are all shut”
“Well, I’m not gonna let that stop me. The show must go on!”

S P A R K S Don't hold the record by it's grooves! Hold it by the edges or the hole, dammit! 😤

Thanks, Cheryl! I'm so glad this is coming out after spending 20 years writing it! (Obviously updated, edited etc). But I'd better stop banging on about it now, because it's not out til SEPTEMBER, and I'll bore people to death if I keep mentioning it on here! Much love, M

Mike Batt LVO I chose Remember you’re a Womble as one of the songs playing in the interval on my last tour (always loved it) and it was one of the last songs playing before I went on. That song now makes me think I’m about to go on stage.

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I couldn't mention it til today but after starting my autobiography 20 years ago, I signed with Nine Eight Books LAST YEAR and it's out soon! Thanks to Pete Selby and the Bonnier team for bringing it to market. I had fun writing it! 🙂 Pre-order link: geni.us/ClosestThingTo…

Thanks, Will. Happy memories of making that album with you guys! #GoldenMile

Pete Selby Mike Batt LVO This, and the news of Mike’s book has brought some much needed sunshine into a Thursday morning. ☀️

Mike Batt LVO If I ever wrote an autobiography I'd be tempted to leave a blank section at the back so people who read it could add the extra stuff I did after I wrote it.