Proud of the progress this year. Bears are fun to watch for the first time in years. Good things ahead.

Just remember my Chicago pals, somewhere out there right now is an Eskimo that wants you to stop being a little bitch.

Baha Men could make the biggest musical comeback of 2026 if they wrote: Who Let The Epstein Files Out.

This is tomorrow in Lombard at Noon Whistle. Who knows if any of us make it ten more years, come party tomorrow. A lineup of my buddies at one of the finest breweries in the Midwest.

I’m so excited to be on this show in April. Oshkosh is always a great time!

Killer show with my hilarious friends last night. This is 40!

My wife just threw me the best surprise party of my life and I realize how strong everything I’ve been working for is going into this decade. Absolutely incredible weekend.

Hopefully the Bulls can trade like 8 of those second round picks to get Maxx Crosby for the Bears.

I’m sorry but if you shoved ecstasy pills up your ass in high school to get high faster, I’m not hiring you to be my realtor.

Don’t do this shit when money is on the line.

Your boy is booked solid through May. The next few months will be some of the best of my career. Just added 2 shows featuring for Chris Kattan on 2/21 (Streator, IL) and 2/27 (Forest Park, IL) Let’s get going!!!

A pile of upcoming comedy shows and golf roasting events. It’s been a long road to get here and I’m so excited.

Killer Show in Streator IL with Chris Kattan last night. Show of the year so far!

I’ll say something nice to AT&T pretty cool to get a loyalty message that I’m getting an automatic 12 month discount on my internet. No one does that. Makes me feel valued. Cool stuff!

Taysom Hill would destroy this idiot.

This dude gonna hop on a jet ski next week and be too hurt to fight lol.

Insane day roasting golfers with Ball Busters for Phoenix Suns Charities today. Can’t believe this is life!

I think in Spring, Daylight Savings time should happen during business hours.

Anyone else on here have AT&T cell service and have been getting 20-30 spam phone calls a day?

St Patrick’s Day food sucks.