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Mike Royce

@MikeRoyce

One Day at a Time on @Netflix • Men of a Certain Age on @StreamonMax • Enlisted on iTunes • writer for Everybody❤️Raymond on @Peacock & @ParamountPlus • he/him

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Green Envelope Grocery Aid(@GreenEnvelope_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Our website has been updated with all sorts of information about the first batch of grants, the application process, and our upcoming benefit with Retrospecs!

Check it out: sites.google.com/view/green-env…

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Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸(@NickKnudsenUS) 's Twitter Profile Photo

THIS IS THE ENERGY RIGHT HERE.

Alabama Mercedes workers are sick of executives getting massive raises while they get meager increases.

So they’re casting union ballots in mid-May!!

Help pump up the energy by sharing their great video! 👇👇

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Mike Drucker(@MikeDrucker) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife

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Erin Reed(@ErinInTheMorn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Incredible news.

Kansas has SUSTAINED the governors veto of a gender affirming care ban.

Representative Concannan, who voted for the bill before, backed off, citing government overreach and interference with families medical decisions.

You can thank her at Susan Concannon

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Timothy McSweeney(@mcsweeneys) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Try the steak frites au poivre at La Bonne.” = You work in finance. What you know of the world is not applicable to 97 percent of the population.
mcsweeneys.net/articles/what-…

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Mike Royce(@MikeRoyce) 's Twitter Profile Photo

vibes of pro sports head coaches & managers:
NFL - divorced dad
NBA - politician and/or white collar criminal
NHL - low level mobster
MLB - cop
MLS - prince or king of a small European country
WNBA - the best goddamn teacher you ever had

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Mike Royce(@MikeRoyce) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Look, this is not a time to be pitching your weirdo personal art project, ESPECIALLY in the half-hour space, which needs to be a HARD FUNNY COMEDY and NOT a dramedy or something super dark. If you can do all that, someday you too might have the #1 show on Netflix, Baby Reindeer

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Hank Green(@hankgreen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Can we...just accept that we suck at this?

I want to tell you a story that has made me kinda hopeless about Twitter's ability to affect positive things happening, and it starts with this tweet from Hillary Clinton.

twitter.com/HillaryClinton…

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madi diaz(@madidiaz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Starting tour w K A C E Y tmmrw and opened my guitar case to practice and found this. The damage is beyond. How could this happen. PLEASE REPOST. delta needs to know they can’t treat instruments like this.

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Bill Pascrell, Jr. 🇺🇸🇺🇦(@BillPascrell) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Irony. I•ro•ny. Noun. Example: wishing your third wife happy birthday at your criminal trial for making illegal payments to a pornographic actress.

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Biden-Harris HQ(@BidenHQ) 's Twitter Profile Photo

CNN: Trump has been complaining for weeks that his criminal trial is preventing him from campaigning, but he just spent his free day on Wednesday golfing and this weekend at Mar-a-Lago

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Mike Royce(@MikeRoyce) 's Twitter Profile Photo

California is trying again to extend unemployment benefits to workers on strike 👏👏👏👏👏
latimes.com/california/sto…

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