Huge congrats to everyone at HBO for their Emmy wins. I hope they use their unemployment checks to buy themselves something nice!

haven’t noticed any new banksy paintings since the queen died…

I guess in trying to explain to a young person how I'm still with it, I should probably avoid using phrases like "young person" or "still with it." Now I'm off to go plank while eating a Tide pod.

Republicans complain about a problem and then vote against the solution.

It's finally fall weather in LA -- which means I get to look at a completely different set of clothes in my closet that I can't fit into anymore!

THIS IS SO SICK!!! created by Corridor

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I realized this morning, the closest I’ll ever get to delivering a William Wallace-like speech stirring men into battle is quietly whispering “Okay” to myself, right before trying to get up from the couch.

I just watched the Peter & Wendy trailer. What's the over-under on the amount of times the Peter Pan story gets remade in the next five years? I'm going to guess on the conservative side and say at least seventeen.

Sometimes I forget that the dream factory is still a factory.

Since I’m on strike, I decided to ask my Jury Duty friends to help me put on an improv/standup show to raise money for the Entertainment Community Fund. Tickets are on sale now @DynastyTypewriter #wgastrike Writers Guild of America West Writers Guild of America East

WHY WE’RE STRIKING: “Our show does not get residuals for actors or writers...” Rashida "SHEEDZ" Olayiwola, Robyn Adams, Jury Duty #ActorsStrike

What they choose to trim: 🔵Writers’ pay 🔵Episode orders 🔵Support staff 🔵Residuals 🔵Writers on set 🔵Sidewalks 🔵Trees What they should trim: 🔴CEO pay

An earthquake during a hurricane? Uhm, are we in the beginning of a bad Roland Emmerich movie?

Now this is how we play what is left of Twitter, ladies and gentlemen.

If AI *really* wants to create art, then AI should spend its twenties in an apt it can't afford with 3 other people while AI's parents shoehorn safer career choices into every phone call

Update: The House Republicans are still just the worst.