Oakmont’s clubhouse just seems like the nicest, most peaceful place in America to enjoy a post round beer. Pete Dye at French Lick is also class, the views overlooking the course are immaculate.

I wonder what John Paddock is up to right now. Hope he’s doing well.

Brad Dalke speaks, we listen. #ClassAct

This guy is either the next GOAT or the greatest bullshitter of all time

I think every former pro athlete with a microphone in front of them should be fired because of this one clip. Sports media has been absolutely ruined by washed up pro’s spewing bullshit on tv. Fire everyone and start from scratch.

Didn’t plan on partaking in blackout Wednesday this year cause I’m 25 and unc but man these black beers are going down like water #chopped

Cancun on 3!

Let's fly.

Your dive bar doesn’t have enough signs #TheOasis

Mike has touched down in Kansas City. Time to #drink some #beers very #quickly

Last Friday of the quarter, need 1 more sale to hit quarter goal and get a $1.5k bonus. Man in the arena today

Eighth dial of the day sweet talked a guy for about ten minutes and booked him to hit the magic number. God is good. I’m getting so drunk this weekend

Anyone wanna drink some beers?

I bet $100 on A&M this morning and when they lost I felt absolutely nothing. Do I:

Real convenient

Props to Santa for running the football god damn it I love christmas

Chillin in Pelican Bay FL for the next four days, anybody want to let me golf at their country club on Monday??

Nothin says relaxation like a seat at the beach and some throwback Young Thug

Vacation over. Airport beer in the Nashville airport waiting for my connecting flight. I promise the beer isn’t as tiny as it looks. I’ve come to the conclusion that I oughta move to Florida ASAP. Or at least wait until all my friends get married and leave Chicago type shi