In 2015, Shia LaBeouf watched all his films nonstop for 72 hours—eating, sleeping, and reacting live in a New York cinema while the world watched him watch himself.

sweet caroline was already one of the worst songs ever, but people adding that unnecessary "so good! so good!" really cements as an all-time Imbecile Anthem

How it feels when you cook up a word that everyone in the gc starts using

A psychic told me I would be killed by a “30 year old man in his 60s.” I laughed it off as utter nonsense. I’m not laughing anymore.

one of my favorite facts of all time is that the second-tallest mountain on earth is just called K2 and had no local name before that because it was so remote and inaccessible nobody had ever thought to name it before

Girlfriend: I don’t think we should see each other anymore. I just think we have different priorities Me in college going through a very specific phase in my life: Just remember all caps when you spell the man name

I've faced more peer pressure in my life to start anime's than to do drugs.

Me and the boys sneaking Dildos into the next WNBA game to cash our bets

the l-lion does not concern h-himself with being [sniff] ghosted...

I love Citizen Kane because you get like 10 minutes in and you’re like ‘ohhh i get it’

this is like watching Da Vinci paint the mona lisa

Getting Daniel Day-Lewis in your debut feature because he’s your dad might be the most powerful use of nepotism we’ve ever seen

Insanely lucky break that animals like to be pet. Really not much you could do with most of them otherwise. But I've got hands and you like to have the top of your head touched, looks like we're in business

Might be the Most Beautiful Thing i Ever Seen

I do not laugh at the plight of "Scrat" from the Ice Age films. His terror moves me to tears.

Something special is brewing on the South Side of Chicago.