My wife is too cool for my BS

Magenta shoes came in as I started #WFH. Still wearing them daily #TMobileTuesdays

This hit waaaaayyy harder than I thought it would. ❤️❤️❤️

The steak & cheese sandwich Panera Bread 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

We’ve all been dreading this day. We also never deserved this beautiful soul #ripbettywhite

Server: Would you like still or sparkling water? Me: Sure, I’ll take some water. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ He was nice

Same

I’ve watched this 20 times so far

My son is cooler than I’ll ever be

The pizza place ran out of sides of marinara… What’s on my pizza?!?!

Deceased