Just trying to put away laundry, but dumpling has to lay on it all prior.

Marathon looks so fun, I’m about to be a useless human if I download this lol.

Neighbor down the streets old Halloween lights just turned on at 4:17 am and I ????? These never turn on at night???? Also the lady that lives there is like 87???? HUH

Friendly reminder if you’re looking me up on Facebook, Facebook will snitch on you. Cost $0 to not be fucking weird? Idk.

This is gonna haunt me till 12pm tomorrow cause I cannot go and try to skip down my street at 3am rn in the fog if I value my life. Could you imagine. 🤣

real.

brb factchecking bc wwhat

new renter down the street has a pos boyfriend who does pulls down our VERY residential street nightly, and tonight she locked him out of the house and was screaming he was going to kick the door in. now you get to meet our local police department REALLL quick you loser.

My old name was mikkswagg and people always thought it was milkswag, so I just took the first two of both names and combined them. 🤣

Morgan Wallen songs send me into a time capsule of a sad broken hearted girl.

I wanna dye my hair, pastel pink and purple again so baddddd.

I’ll never forget when chat unlocked the shoey 🥲

I’m strictly going to the gym bc of Zara Larsson, body is TEA.

There was a massive raccoon on my back porch and dude just climbed onto my roof when I saw him!?!

Kid Pix (1991)

If you smack your gum I hope you break your pinky toe next time you stub it. *sincerely a girly pop in a crowded doctors office stuck next to a gum SMACKER*

New season of One Piece on Netflix, I’m thrilled 🥹

Chopper is the best new character this season. 😭