this year felt like being awake during surgery

oct, nov & dec be good to us.

Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy" Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows"

get up again, and again, and again. never stay down

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

that FSU WR on the ground watching 5000 virginia students storm the field

When people talk so loud in the morning:

Thank god, because if they were in front of her they risk breaking a rib.

i hate slow turners.. SWING that car bro.

Unnecessary rudeness really irritates me like what's the reason

i'm at a point where i don't even know the point i'm at, but i'm at a point.

me passing someone : u slow bitch me being passed: ok speed racer

stabbing your cereal 3 times before the 1st bite, really does activate the flavor 😩😭

trevor lawrence before deciding to score a game winning touchdown

I want yall to stop standing so close to me in lines

I be on tiktok holleringggggg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 people are sooo funny

STOP TURNING MY MUSIC OFF WHEN I OPEN THIS DAMN APP!!

Me if Jackie Young ever got behind me