The Rockets are back! The fun will soon kick off. Stay Tuned!!

Sounds like the Row are rattled!!! Must be the nerves of all these signings already looking to bail!!

the big man's back this week, tiny!!

I hope we are up for this today boys!

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Arrow and BA have booked sunbed, manicure and teeth polishing appointment together.

Great win today boys! 4-1 away to Tongham. Back in business.

BA and Brockbank didn't play today because they had a date with a Halloween party! How gay is that? Yes, very gay!

Tiny showed some bollocks today.....well, to the keeper!

Bish is ok after his gay little scream. Bless him!

Hope we show as much agression next game as their keeper did today! Raaar!

Big game on Saturday after another break. You boys better be ready.

I hear Ardingly are quaking in their boots at the thought of playing Avram's men at the weekend.

Hall is still ruled out following an altercation with a blow-up doll and some super glue.

Arrow has just has his teeth whitened because he know's there will be cameras at the Rockets Race night.

JR has bought a new cravat especially for the occasion.

Brockers and BA will be coming to Rockets Race night in fancy dress. They are coming as 'JOCKEYS'. How fitting!!!!

There is a saying: 'Kill the chicken to frigthen the monkey'.............I don't know what the hell that means!!

Game off tomorrow or so Avram reckons, what about your game BA is that off? Sam said it would be touch and go!

Rockets smash 4 past Cuckfield and concede a dodgy 3. Hat-trick hero Zimmatore star of the show! Fowle lobbed again! Who's next!