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Is this some sort of strange prophecy? Where are all the women? #HalfTimeShow

Hey Twitter, what time do y’all put your candy out?

HIRE HIM YOU COWARDS

we owe dr dre everything

You know you’ve lost it when Kraft Mayo says you should give them a quick call.

VOTE NOW! End the madness once and for all xoxo

These are the TV shows and films affected by the Hollywood writers' strike so far qz.com/these-are-the-…

OMWTSYG

Putting a new roll of toilet paper on the holder

Noooo Canva

tbh sounds like Wee Willie Winkie’s having a nervous breakdown.

It sounds like Trump thinks Clare Co Co didn't WANT him to expand. Not sure I'd agree with that hot take

Was that a presidential speech or an invite to a frat party happening tomorrow? Couldn't tell. #Inauguration

Pop quiz which country causes the most deaths globally each year from wars #trumpsbudget #needmoredefences #STAT x.com/joshrobin/stat…

Smart people appreciate the English muffin.

Spotted at the National Air and Space Museum museum. Aer Lingus you should bring this ad back!