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Microsoft J

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left on the shitting room floor

Melee player and TO for @phantomtourney in Victoria, Australia.

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very possible I'm like top 3 melee players in terms of proximity/influence to the white house & president (in a not evil way). Just realising this.

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my one phantom regret is that I kept flubbing sfops name with sfats on comms and at one point I said "sfap" and didn't follow it up with "thats the secret third guy".

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dont want to double tweet but does anyone have an accordion for sale/whats the general consensus on english muffins vs crumpets

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spent 30 minutes trying to figure out where i'd heard "mole tactics" before and found it in a translation of a japanese smash 64 dojo webpage i love jordi man

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local place refuses to swap scrambled egg for fried egg in their breakfast roll. is it really harder to just crack that asshole on the stove and be done with it

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Extremely rare instance of nearly every mug in the housecrosoft being clean simultaneously. Barely fits in the cupboard. Absolute insanity. Had to snap a pic!

Extremely rare instance of nearly every mug in the housecrosoft being clean simultaneously. Barely fits in the cupboard. Absolute insanity. Had to snap a pic!