Iron Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson got his hip replaced. And we hope he wrote a new song about it: "Limp to the Hills".

A study finds that taking 4,500 steps a day will help you live longer. Now comes the tough part: ACTUALLY DOING IT

An Ohio woman testified that the COVID-19 vaccine turned her into a magnet. Then she reattached herself to the fridge.

Ice Cube turns 52 today. #HappyBirthday We hope he plans on spending the day just "chillin'."

Today is National Eat Your Vegetables Day. Which means it's also National Overdose on Ranch Dressing Day.

A study found that pizza is the best food to order on a first date. Provided of course... that the pizza isn't served at a Chuck E. Cheese . . . otherwise that's the first and LAST date!

Yesterday was #NationalKissingDay And today is ... "Hey, Does This Look Like Mouth Herpes to You Day?"

Eating chocolate for breakfast can actually improve your blood sugar and help you burn fat. How about if you also eat it for lunch, dinner, and between-meal snacks?

Two-thirds of Americans say they'd rather work four 10-hour days than five 8-hour days. Although lately it seems like most Americans are happy working seven zero-hour days.

Today is International Chicken Wing Day. . . . Now that's a day everyone can celebrate! Except chickens.

TikTok is going to let users post longer videos. Wait, isn't that called YouTube?

Today is Kevin Hart's birthday, he turns 42. #HappyBirthday Kevin Hart No jokes, we seriously hope you have a great day. Thanks for all the laughs

Oregon is dealing with a grasshopper outbreak this summer. Oh, and a grass SMOKER outbreak for at least five decades.

Former pro wrestler Jesse Ventura turns 70 today. #HappyBirthday Remember when he became governor of Minnesota and we thought, "Well, politics will never get more insane than this!" Boy, were we ever wrong!

Vin Diesel turns 54 on Sunday. #HappyBirthday There won't be any friends at his birthday party, because he doesn't HAVE any friends . . . just FAMILY

16% of people say they haven't weighed themselves since the beginning of the pandemic. Well, they actually tried to weigh themselves . . . but couldn't read the scale with their enormous guts in the way.

Today is #InternationalChessDay No offense, but I'm holding out for International Naked Twister Day. Now THAT'S a party.

Today is #NationalHotDogDay It's a great day for lovers of unused parts of slaughtered pigs, cows, and sheep, all ground up and then encased in animal intestines.

Lay's just released a chip that tastes like Doritos: . . . But isn't a Dorito already a chip that tastes like Doritos???

A new study shows that drinking too much coffee can shrink the brain. Which is why Starbucks has so many repeat customers who are willing to pay five dollars for a cup of coffee.