Lazy Mick
@mickgoldbrick
Nice photos of the world and silly jokes. Probably a bit of beer and politics too.
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30-12-2019 13:41:54
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My child is having a try out at my local, I ordered the first Guinness she's ever poured. I think she has found her vocation. Pints Of Beauty
Harold got really drunk one night, Ubered home, and snuck into bed beside his wife. He woke up at the Pearly Gates, where Saint Peter said, โYou died in your sleep, Harold.โ Harold was stunned. โI died? That canโt be right! Iโve got too much to live for. Send me back!โ Saint