Me on my dry ass phone switching from tiktok to instagram and then back to twitter

You'll attract a healed man. Mark my words ❤️

may this type of love chase me, finds me

This isn’t the soko to come back after 8 years. Rudianeni tu aki

Wueh, I've literally slept the whole day. Fuck hangovers.

Avoid Dating a Divorce man, no woman leaves a good man. Trust me

In Ohio, a couple with the same birthday gave birth to twins on their birthday resulting in the whole family having their birthday on the same day.

The hate watch has been successful 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The weather is so inconsistent it’s giving niggas

Yea sex is great and all but scrolling twitter after Arsenal bottles a trophy>>>>

Nyinyi watu si wazuri btw😭😅😂😂😂😂

sitting down while your mom is cleaning the house

This series is brutal……. 10/10 🔞🤐

“hey, i’m in your city!” me:

#NikoKadi for this among other million things!!!

You ever cut someone off and your whole nervous system just… relaxed

Millennials don’t look “young for their age”. Yall are just growing up and realizing that 32 isn’t as old as you thought it was.

Kuonea wanaume huruma inakuanga ngumu Sana zingine

A man loses interest in you... but he won't tell you.