Oh this is fun. I got one:

- you gotta high-five everyone who wants one

Absolutely incredible. We stan Christopher Morel.

I know NOTHING.

OMGOMGOMG

The Cubs Just Won the Game on a Crazy-Long, Two-Replay-Reviewed Double-Play at the Plate!

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Amazing! Let’s see if we can’t help Norm and his daughter get Morel’s attention!

Let's go, big guy. Your thrown awaits.

Is Morel Turning That Corner? Dansby and the Errors, Counsell on the Defense, and Other Cubs Bullets

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This team just really needs Seiya Suzuki and Cody Bellinger, man. Badly.

Chris Morel's last 8.5 games (which includes 3 PAs tonight):

7 hits (2 doubles, 1 homer)
5 walks

He may be emerging from his cocoon.

Do your kids think I'm a sandwich? And why that should concern you.

More from SNY at 10pm.

They gave a 25-year-old Yoshinobu Yamamoto $325M without having any idea how well he'd pitch in MLB.

We already KNOW how good Juan Soto is and he's the same age.

He's a $500M player easy.

Hector Neris Has Four Straight Saves, But I Don't Think He Can Stay in That Role Much Longer

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OBP Leaderboard (min. 80 PAs):

1. Mookie Betts: .479
2. Tyler O'Neill: .447
3. Alec Bohm: .439
4. MIKE TAUCHMAN: .432
5. Juan Soto: .429

I for one am shocked the Brewers aren’t allowed to selectively decide which rules they should have to follow.

And he’s wearing an OBVIOUS SHIRTS®

We're 1/3 of the way there.

Busch will walk.
Swanson will homer.
Taillon will throw a complete game as the Cubs win 2-1.

Jameson Taillon by the inning:

1st: Homer, out, out, 1B, out
2nd: out, out, out
3rd: out, BB, out, out
4th: out, out, out
5th: out, out, out
6th: out, out, out

59 pitches.
6.0 IP, 2H, 1ER, 1BB, 1K.

Heh. He did try.

I hope Pete bunts for a hit to break up the no-hitter to just really stick it to the Mets.