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Ƒartcoin Ƒorever

Kanye should have just posted about owning Fartcoin. He would have made more money and rehabilitated his image. Fartcoin is the universal salve for public controversy.

Ignore the Bloating. Ƒiber Ƒirst.

Have you ever come across a Fartcoiner IRL? And by Fartcoiner, I don’t mean someone with Fartcoin exposure, I mean someone who understands it from a thermodynamic and odoriferous standpoint as well as you do. I feel like the instant connection must be wild.

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1/ FartStrategy has arranged financing and is prepared to make an initial offer of at least 1M Fartcoin for Stargate. A purchase backed by Fartcoin provides STG holders with thermodynamic certainty and access to the future of lighter-than-air finance. Enchiladas for everyone.

The happiest Fartcoin people I know own between 200,000 and 600,000 Fartcoin. Enough to feel the digestive gas rumble. Not enough to destroy their intestines. Everyone above 1,000,000 Fartcoin smells like a different person. Everyone above 10,000,000 becomes unrecognizable

this is is my quant's chair he sold his previous one to long more Fartcoin hes not planning to purchase a new one until Fartcoin hits $10

FartStrategy has acquired 221 Fartcoin for ~1 SOL at ~$0.89 per Fartcoin and has achieved Fartcoin Yield of ~54.7% YTD. As of 08/25/2025, we hodl 1,190,173 Fartcoin acquired at an average price of ~$1.03 per Fartcoin.

FartStrategy has acquired 2699 Fartcoin for ~10 SOL at ~$0.74 per Fartcoin and has achieved Fartcoin Yield of ~54.8% YTD. As of 09/01/2025, we hodl 1,192,872 Fartcoin acquired at an average price of ~$1.02 per Fartcoin.

Buying Fartcoin here is like buying $AAPL in 2006.

FartStrategy has acquired 3181 Fartcoin for ~11 SOL at ~$0.81 per Fartcoin and has achieved Fartcoin Yield of ~54.9% YTD. As of 09/15/2025, we hodl 1,196,053 Fartcoin acquired at an average price of ~$1.01 per Fartcoin.

FartStrategy has acquired 3555 Fartcoin for ~10 SOL at ~$0.62 per Fartcoin and has achieved Fartcoin Yield of ~55.0% YTD. As of 09/22/2025, we hodl 1,199,608 Fartcoin acquired at an average price of ~$1.00 per Fartcoin.

FartStrategy has acquired 3816 Fartcoin for ~11 SOL at ~$0.59 per Fartcoin and has achieved Fartcoin Yield of ~55.0% YTD. As of 09/29/2025, we hodl 1,203,424 Fartcoin acquired at an average price of ~$1.00 per Fartcoin.

FartStrategy has acquired 6117 Fartcoin for ~13 SOL at ~$0.41 per Fartcoin and has achieved Fartcoin Yield of ~55.0% YTD. As of 10/13/2025, we hodl 1,209,541 Fartcoin acquired at an average price of ~$0.99 per Fartcoin.

FartStrategy has acquired 2005 Fartcoin for ~4 SOL at ~$0.38 per Fartcoin and has achieved Fartcoin Yield of ~55.0% YTD. As of 10/20/2025, we hodl 1,211,546 Fartcoin acquired at an average price of ~$0.98 per Fartcoin.

FartStrategy has acquired 5013 Fartcoin for ~10 SOL at ~$0.39 per Fartcoin and has achieved Fartcoin Yield of ~55.2% YTD. As of 10/27/2025, we hodl 1,216,559 Fartcoin acquired at an average price of ~$0.98 per Fartcoin.

FartStrategy has acquired 6210 Fartcoin for ~10 SOL at ~$0.27 per Fartcoin and has achieved Fartcoin Yield of ~55.3% YTD. As of 11/03/2025, we hodl 1,222,769 Fartcoin acquired at an average price of ~$0.97 per Fartcoin. 📷