Full-Time! The Uganda Cranes way. 🤩 South Africa 🇿🇦 3-3🇺🇬 Uganda #RSAUGA | #TotalEnergiesCHAN2024

PAST. PRESENT. FUTURE. 🔓 The script just got flipped. We head into our first Quarter finals of the tournament. 🇺🇬 #UgandaCranes | #TotalEnergiesCHAN2024

Abatuuze be Kisaasi tujogedwa nyooo. We even have a Minister living in our neighbourhood, yet you still choose to label our suburb as a slum.

Forgive the Rwa⁠shamaire and Kisaasi in me...but how exactly​ does this​ FaceTime thing work‌? I even tried calling my⁠ Airtel phone from my MTN one just to test it out before I embarrass myself on a live call, but things have jammed.

Kai Havertz sacrificed himself so we could bring in Eberechi Eze. A king!👑

With the rate at which CHAN tickets sell out very fast, it might be easier to train and join the Uganda Cranes as a goalkeeper—and be in Namboole—than to successfully buy a ticket through their online portal.

What happened to the good sunny August weather? #ZinchenkoOUT | #MartinelliOUT

🚨🚨🚨Congratulations 🎊 to team Hon Alex Bob Rugonde 👋 Mukama tarya nguzi. Today, is our happy day in Rubabo #nrmprimaries Yoweri K Museveni, thank you for listening to the cries of the people of Rubabo. Mzee yebaare, aka Rubabo Wakarire.

Sometimes I think that if I knew nothing about football, I would probably be one of the happiest people alive. I envy those who live untouched by the chaos of the sport—the emotional toll, the time, the energy—it can even drain a person’s manpower.

Tottenham has started off the season not being useless. #MCITOT | #MCIvsTOT

If the Uganda Cranes had Victor Gyökeres leading the attack, they would already be three goals ahead of Senegal. #UGASEN | #TotalEnergiesCHAN2024

The heart of Los Angeles – Happy Birthday, Kobe 💜

FIVE-STAR GUNNERS 🤩

The uncomfortable truth is that Zubimendi is downgrade in quality, physical presence and defensive authority compared to what Thomas Partey brought to the Arsenal midfield. #ARSLEE | #COYG

This Premier League season is going to be tough. Every team looks to have improved —except West Ham, Wolves and Brighton. Even Man United, our usual comedy club, looks serious now. That means we may no longer have much to laugh about. #FULMUN

It should instead be adjusted to 9–6, because jamas are out here grinding 9 hours a day, 6 days a week. The only day they rest is Sunday…and even then it’s half day, coz church eats the morning.

HR managers should have a separate policy for Man United fans—like giving them a day off after match days. Their mental health is hanging by a thread. 😂

Is there a marathon every weekend? Anyway, at least that’s better than morning/ day drinking on Sunday—which some of you politely rebranded ‘Sunday brunch.’