Up and win

"Isolation going well. Don't bowl there mum!" via gurns

Britney waiting at the finish line for Usain Bolt.

“Why is Boris Johnson getting tested and were not?” I’ll tell you why Sharon because one runs the country the other asks for the number for the doctors on Facebook

apparently a corona virus symptom is having no taste, thoughts go out to all the cunts who wear Yeezys then

Just hit me that this was Steven Gerrard’s last moment in the Premier League... getting sent to the shop by a Stoke City player.

The second of this week's guests is ex Huntly Football Club, Ryan McDonnell, @TURRAUNITED, & Colony Park Juniors FC and ultimate cheeky chappie of north east football... Charlie Ferries. Don't forget to tune in at 8pm on Thursday night! ...it's sure to be a hoot fa'n Charlie's aboot!

Running 5k now makes you a footballer by the looks of it. 🙈

Don't let the fact the 2nd team captain is a wank stop you voting huntly

👋 Welcome back, Larsson! 🇸🇪

🗳 Semi Final GROUP 2 🗳 Dunblane Huntly Mussleburgh Ship Inn Poll Open for 48 Hours | Winner Qualifies plus best runner up from 3 groups Vote & Retweet for a Larger Audience

Vote huntly!!! 💚💛

It's been another challenging week and so to help brighten everyone's mood we are running a prize draw to give away TWENTY ICL gift bags, each containing FIVE ICL beanies! Just retweet this post to enter. Good luck!

Friday 18th June. 10:00am. Trafalgar Square. We will see you there 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Marshall: Can i boogie ref? Ref: yes sir, you can boogie

My ego is through the roof. I've been given my own column. Read how i've kicked it off in today's Inverness Courier.

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The Wyness Shuffle is delighted to be joined by #ICTFC all time leading goal scorer Dennis Wyness for an exclusive interview next week! 🔴🔵 This will be a podcast you won't want to miss 👀 Got a question for Dennis? Send it to us and we'll ask as many as we can 📝

Ollie Robinson’s test match: - Sends off a bloke who made over 200 in the match - said Australia had 3 #11’s (who saved Australia the match) - conceded the winning runs. Fuck off you fucking prick #ENGvsAUS #theashes