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Michael Porter

@michael44390149

I’m a nerd,who promotes other nerds,while listening to other nerds.After you check out other creators, stay for my dad jokes.I like MCU Star Wars DC & all music

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calendar_today08-12-2018 14:02:40

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After 4 years and two months, I have decided to end the dad jokes. I hope you enjoyed them, it’s time to give me and YOU a break.

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Will someone take the approach of Game of Thrones to the 2025-26 College Football whole season?!?! With every team that was ranked at the time, the coaching carousel, every team that thought they got snubbed, every upset. Put it together with the dramatic Game of Thrones. GO! 🤣

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The return of my attempt of the dad joke of the day. 🤣What do you get when you combine Harrison Ford with an avocado 🥑? You get, RAIDERS OF THE LOST GUAC!!! 🥑 🤣🥑🤣🥑🤣🥑🤣🥑🤣

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The terrible return for the moment of my attempt of the dad joke of the day. 📜In ancient times what did they call when crushed boulders wrote ancient texts? They called it, ROCK AND SCROLL… 🤣🪨📜🤪

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Oh no, he’s baaaaack…. 🏈What do you call it, when two teams fight over a pigskin? You call it, a FOOT-BRAWL… 🤣🤣🏈🤪🤪