i didn’t realize how many people around me are in religious psychosis until yesterday

why’s everyone on instagram acting like THAT

and when i’m president, the $100 bikini top & $100 bottom combo will be banned.

Maybe I’m living in some sort of coastal elite bubble but in what world was a conservative podcaster this untouchable sacred cow who can’t even be mentioned without the most extreme consequences?

so does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate induced disasters

Been there sister

If someone takes everything you say the wrong way, they don’t like you.

When the Dasher knocks & stays at the door after the instructions said to leave it at the door

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who've been on earth before

Nothing more annoying than a bored btch

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

I want yall to stop standing so close to me in lines

stop bothering me or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but I can tell you are not yet aware of

Voting would’ve been a much easier task

not arguing with anyone anymore just doing this til they shut up

every since i was little girl i knew i wanted people to watch they tone with me.

Sometimes I just have to say Girl whatever and explode them in my mind

So funny when people say “oh but hate is such a strong word” like yeah that’s why I used it ! To convey the strength of my negative sentiment!!