being a mets fan rn

Jon Berti is Dan Uggla

Kylie Brakeman loved having a specific room for Going On The Computer to visit my favorite websites

[The most 20-25 minutes away guy you have ever heard in your entire life] yeah, i'm about 12 minutes away.

Back in my day this would be straight to VHS and have the worst Dwayne Johnson soundalike you’ve ever heard in your life.

This is one of the most important and influential bits to me personally

Solidarity with Rashida Tlaib ✊🏾🇵🇸💜

I will never back down in speaking truth to power. The apartheid government of Israel is committing genocide against Palestinians. Palestinians will not be erased. Solidarity with all those outside of these walls in the streets protesting and exercising their right to dissent.

It's weird that we talk so much about a "loneliness epidemic" but we don't really talk to people about how to make friends or why they are not making friends. So, a few things. I've said this before and people get very angry about me — but something has to replace smoking.

I also think it would be SO GREAT if people would stop fucking calling themselves introverts. It's pop psychology! It's not like being left-handed or right-handed. I do think that people getting sooo into the whole "I'm an introvert!" thing has been overall bad for society.

this summer on CBS

we all will go together when we go, some sooner than others

just saw two SNAP recipients walking out the rolex store they had new rolexes on they climbed into lamborghinis and accidentally crashed them into each they got out laughing saying “it’s okay the taxpayers will buy us a new lamborghinis” that’s what you fucking idiots sound like

I just wish we knew what Scott Adams had to say about all of this

I wish we lived in a world where I didn't feel constantly compelled to post this video, but until then here's Tony Benn speaking on war with clarity and moral conviction that you won't see from the evil people running the world today

Depressing part of growing older in a collapsing imperial gerontocracy (among many) is not only have I heard all these bullshit justifications for war before but I've literally heard them from the same people