the two things i’m most excited to go to in the uk are primark and tesco im so serious

i’m never smoking weed again unless i wanna smoke later today

Oh my god I knew he'd been on the telly nonstop today but this is the first clip I've seen and Polanski is on fucking FIRE man HE JUST KEEPS WINNING

Any time I see any trans discourse all I can think is trans women should be allowed to kill people.

NO AI!!! 😤😤😤❌❌ ….exceppppt when i want to screenshot a funny response from google ai… orrrrr when the ai made a funny video of fat nicki minaj locked in the khia asylum…. orrrrr when i use it to make fun of how bad it is 😂

Remember who you are fighting for

Crazy to me that people could be opposed to the idea of a pub where you buy and consume weed instead of alcohol. It removes smokers from the street so only people who choose to be exposed to it will be. The UK needs this so bad but boomers won’t let us have nice things.

The Scottish Labour Conference this year is at Paisley Town Hall, a venue with a capacity of 1200. Two years ago, it was at the SEC Campus (with Hall 2 used for Sarwar's speech), a venue of 2500. That's a big dip in size. Does it reflect a fall in active members?

There is only one nuclear armed state in the Middle East. It is Israel.

Imagine dating someone for years and on your wedding night they admit they used Hinge AI to write their opening line because they were too fucking brain-dead to think of their own, what if we all just k***** o********

Keir Starmer calls on *checks notes* Iran “to get back around the negotiating table.” That’s where they were, then the US and Israel started bombing. The words of a pathetic vassal.

OOOOHHHH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS 1000% WORSE THAN I COULD HAVE IMAGINED GOT ME THROWING MY HANDS IN THE AIR WITHIN THE FIRST 3 SENTENCES

Iran could end this now. All they have to do is totally surrender after we illegally bombed them and then we won't kill any more school children. We are the good guys and we are very good at international relations.

We have no mutual defence treaty with Israel. What has Israel ever done for the UK? Well they bombed the King David Hotel killing 98 British personnel. They supplied arms to Argentina in the Falklands War so I guess they must be an ally?

If this was American Marth you would've ate this shit up I would have 3 top player coaching collab streams by now but instead I get 1000 unranked Peaches and MOF laughing at me asking her to play on 3frame fuck my Scottish NASB player life bruh I'm going back to Jellyfish Fields

Let’s be clear, Donald Trump and the Epstein class that have enabled genocide in Gaza are now blowing up Iranian children and setting the Middle East on fire to enrich themselves and cover up their paedophilic crimes. We need to build a mass movement to stop them.