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Jessica

@MessyJessy9933

concert addict since 1993 :)

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calendar_today05-05-2009 20:19:45

5,5K Tweets

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So I took 3 days off of one of my dating apps after a bad experience meeting a guy off of it… And I come back to this! Please men, tell me again how you want me to just talk to one man at a time on apps… LOL

So I took 3 days off of one of my dating apps after a bad experience meeting a guy off of it… And I come back to this! Please men, tell me again how you want me to just talk to one man at a time on apps… LOL
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When you find out that your ex is going to be a dad by a girl he’s been dating for 3 months… And creditors are still calling me daily to get ahold of him! Thank fucking God I dodged that bullet!

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When you boss (who is currently on vacation in Italy) messages you on WhatsApp!! Excuse me sir, that is my hook up app!!

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Doing a spring purge, and I find this!! How has this stayed with my possessions since 2017!? Clearly sentimental value? Hsoj Yasmar

Doing a spring purge, and I find this!! How has this stayed with my possessions since 2017!? Clearly sentimental value? #MMVAs @JoshRamsay
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In case anyone ever wondered what my favourite brand of shoe is... obviously Bobs by BOBS from SKECHERS @Skechers_Canada Not including 2 pairs at work, and 4 more floating around the house

In case anyone ever wondered what my favourite brand of shoe is... obviously Bobs by @BOBS_Skechers @Skechers_Canada Not including 2 pairs at work, and 4 more floating around the house #Oops
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I was today years old when I learned that the animals on the Dexdomitor package are sleeping and on the Antisedan they are awake!! Week

I was today years old when I learned that the animals on the Dexdomitor package are sleeping and on the Antisedan they are awake!! #Vetmed #VetTech #VetTechWeek #TheMoreYouKnow
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I like to change my pillow case every night, cause I’m a weirdo.. well tonight I grabbed a blast from the past and will be sleeping with J O E J O N A S and Demi Lovato!
I can’t think of better company

I like to change my pillow case every night, cause I’m a weirdo.. well tonight I grabbed a blast from the past and will be sleeping with @joejonas and @ddlovato! I can’t think of better company #BlastFromThePast #ImStillSecretlyAFanGirl
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I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

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Working a daycare shift at work and literally dancing with the puppies, singing and cleaning Love it when the dogs are all well behaved and chilled out ✌️

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When you have a working interview and keep asking yourself if you remember how to do your job, that you do everyday for the past 5 years

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When the new receptionist you are working with appears to be on drugs.. But you’re on thin ice with your boss, do you say anything?!?!

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Why do doctors even make appointment times?? I’ve been waiting for 45 minutes for a vaccine they said would take 5 minutes cause they know I’m on my lunch break!!

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