Breaking: Bryce to the Phillies

Did I just see Trent Attyah on a PrizePicks commercial. This just proves you can be absolutely trash at what you do and still be successful. Keep dreaming people.

protect my man at all costs

EAT A DICK NINERS FANS!!! I ON FANATICS BUYING DEBOO TEARS!!! #SuperBowl

I could really go for one of those terrible Thursday Night Football games right about now.

Aaron Nola is allergic to a lead. #Phillies

Elliot has to have money on this fucking game

Hey Al shut the fuck up stop rooting for this come back!

Shane Gillis is the gift that keeps on giving

World Champions…World FUCKING CHAMPIONS!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Belt to Ass tour comes to an end.

Somebody give me a winner! I couldn’t pick a cloud out of the sky at this point.

Does a closer even fucking matter if the rest of the bullpen is total ass and we can’t hit the fucking ball. The White Socks have 39 fucking wins! We make it look like they are the 95 fucking Braves. Alright I’m done now. But also fuck this team.

Guess we all are big Chiefs fans now with all the crying on here about them losing, after years of them getting every call? Let’s not act like that roughing the passer at the end wasn’t a gift from the refs.

GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY CITY!!!!

Boy genius Sean McVay is 1-6 against the Eagles

0-3 from our top 3 guys in the lineup. It’s the same shit different year.

The NFL is soft