Can you say "I don't wike it" ... Ares Montgomery

No, we do not. Especially the "So, um, hey...I'm pregnant and you're the father" kind of surprise.

|| I've got replies to do.

Bromance?

I love coffee.

[He goes out into the porch carrying a gun. He has been hearing shuffling of feet on the wood but no one is around each time he opens the door. His brows were furrowed together in annoyance.] When I find out who among you sons of bitches have been leaving ashy footprints here...

|| Who wants to do this with me?

I almost said fleshlight. Goddamn it.

I read that as "stroking my balls" but okay.

[Is a grumpy mothereffer because he has had a restless night.]

Someone refill the wine.

[Grumbles] I don't need anyone to fawn over me. I'm grumpy. I just need alcohol.

Sending a demon back to where it belongs isn't easy. I need a drink.

The fuck, man. It's too early...

So much love happening right now.