Guess which lovely democratically run city this is?

Folks— now you know why Congress has been working diligently for the Ukranian people when it comes to banning TikTok.

We must have them pass more funding for Ukraine in order to ban TikTok so that we can illegally but legally spy and censor anyone we want because something,

Maybe next time don’t steal a very fast car then crash it? That’s how you save yourself from taking an unnecessary trip to the hospital. Just saying!

Guess which lovely democratically run city this is?

Folks— now you know why Congress has been working diligently for the Ukranian people when it comes to banning TikTok.

We must have them pass more funding for Ukraine in order to ban TikTok so that we can illegally but legally spy and censor anyone we want because something,

Maybe next time don’t steal a very fast car then crash it? That’s how you save yourself from taking an unnecessary trip to the hospital. Just saying!

Watching Alec Baldwin getting heckled and heavily irritated by a pro-Palestinian supporter is actually oddly satisfying.

I cannot believe this is Oakland, CA. No way. What is happening to California?!

Watching Alec Baldwin getting heckled and heavily irritated by a pro-Palestinian supporter is actually oddly satisfying.

I cannot believe this is Oakland, CA. No way. What is happening to California?!

Can anyone see the words on his shirt?

Racist lady says what? 🤦‍♂️

I bet the white kid had it coming. Why else would a future astrophysicist toss him over the lunch table? 🤔

Incase anyone was wondering how we stole the 2020 election to get my boss sElected, this is how we did it, dumbed down for everyone in under one minute.

We are going to be suing the State of Texas for shooting pepper rounds at our future voters that we’re importing at unprecedented levels. This is unconstitutional and even though it’s an invasion in real time, no illegal as my boss calls them, should ever have to go through what

Nashville has fallen.

Good samaritan was run over by a person he was trying to stop from stealing a work truck. He succumbed to his injuries earlier today at the hospital.

Okay folks, I guess we’ll come clean. Yes, the lizard people are real and we’ve been hiding this truth from you. Here’s one of the specimens we have👇

Folks, should we re-open our mental institutions? 🤔