welcome to corporate

Them racks give u a feeling a hoe can’t

Hot Take The 9–5 schedule is actually insane. How are you supposed to book appointments when everything closes exactly when you get off?

Your girl confidently tells you stories of where they went with her friends and everyone had someone except herself Ooh lucky boy😅😅

A good time to be a 9-5er 😊😊 • 13th month salary • Christmas rice and oil • End of year dinner • Team bonding activities • Accumulated commission payment • Official closing for the year 😎🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

Mother in law: what can you cook? Gen Z wife: Nothing, I just love your son

I’m nothing without my lunch time naps man

3 billion women on the planet yet somehow you chose another mans baby mama.

How relatives will see you returning for another Christmas without a car

For someone who claims to be a loverboy, I am really afraid of this love thing.

As Van Gogh would say, "If I’m worth something later, I’m worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is grass in the beginning".

coworkers are funny you could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits you never see or even think about him again

this was probably the best wrapped Spotify have ever done tbh

Nigga is probably too horny to get an ick

seeing “youtube music replays” on my timeline

spotify wrapped got me thinking of when you wrapped your legs around my waist.. i miss you, text me x

“bro, I also don’t know where supper will come from, it’s tough everywhere”

Apple music users pretending to love their version of wrapped

Straight to drinking from work. December has officially started