Please, no. I just came over to have fun, not learn things. #rules #learning #cardgame

My body doesn't fit in the frame.

We all know that feeling. #thirsty #tapwater #wakingup

Monday vibes. #MondayMotivation #mondaythoughts #MondayMorning #MondayMood

Summer solstice is just an approximation. #summer #shorts #hotsummer

*WAITING INTENSIFIES* #hurryup #TGIF

That's me after not eating for exactly one hour. #hangry

Hot take or not? Discuss in the comments.

That's her nickname! #ex #girlfriend #relationship #dumpster

Drama king. #dating #alone #lonely

And let me tell you it's not the young people. #waiter #boomers #service #foodindustry

Every time I see something related to aliens in the news.

'Hi clown!'. #driving #baddriver #roadrage

Bye real self! #MondayMotivation #mondaythoughts #MondayMorning #MondayMood

Just play Pokemon Go. Better chances of finding something meaningful. #weekend #friday #party #FridayFeeling #dating

It has to be done again. #whistleblower #boeing

What a dumbass. *stuffs half a cheeseburger in my mouth* #truecrime

How I talk to zodiac people. #dinosaur #zodiac