Mentally preparing for my panic attack after the dentist later. Cant wait 🥲

Actually a really great dentist ☺️

I married the right man 🖤

So I did a new workout and I didn’t even know those muscles existed in my butt so this is fun trying to stand and sit 🤣🥲

Gator, seafood boil, beer and good music. Perfect Saturday 🖤

bills: paid bank account: empty workin: again adulting: terrible yee: haw

I say everybody has to go back to flip phones and turn smart phones into only using tablets.

I love cooking with Sam. He’s my little assistant, mixing stuff while I chop, cleaning up as I move to the next thing, it’s all about communication people. But if I’m baking? He gotta stay away, man cannot bake 🤣

A genuine question for those who live in tornado alley. What the FUCK yall? This shit is terrifying! We were 5 miles from a tornado touchdown and I saw the funnel cloud and that was enough to know I never wanna live out here 🌪️

It’s sad when you go from loving your job and being excited to go to work, to absolutely being miserable and not wanting to wake up for work every day.

On a less depressing note, my best friend is now streaming and we are gonna be grinding out some Warzone 😎

Warzone was… so much fun. I didn’t wanna enjoy it so much 🥲

Going to the gym on your period is like playing Russian roulette with your stomach. Will this set make me puke? Or will the next? 😅

Playing REPO on stream tonight at 630pm 👹

Shoulda put whiskey in my coffee

I Am Going To Crash The Fuck Out 😇

10 minutes in and I’ve corrected mistakes that never should have been a mistake that make me look like I’m an idiot even though I’m not the one who made the mistake 🥲 time for a career change.

I need some bands to come to Florida 🥲 seeing so many tour announcements without FL shows is killin me 😩