Is it Friday yet 😐
Cheers 🍷🍷

The latest is Man vs Bear
This is why. Not love.
Control
Power
Abuse
June 24th
Women’s rights
4b

He always tells you what he’s going to do. Believe him.

Good morning ☀️

I’m bored. Who wants to riot …

😉🐾

It’s that time of year! My first batch of spicy, garlicy gazpacho of the season!

New summer cocktail options. I’ve had both and they are delicious 🌸

In other news … 😂

From the White House Correspondence Dinner last night.

Why did Kristi Noem believe killing her family pets then describing it in her memoir would “advance America?”
Who was she talking to?
I know.
She’s talking to the radicalized right and working to desensitize the base. According to the FBI, our biggest national security threat.

The MAGATs are triggered today. Poor little whiny bitches can’t handle a puppy dog meme.
Woof 🐾🐶

You know it’s bad when you have to agree with Catturd 🫤

Would someone please explain this to me in crayon 🖍️

Good morning ☀️
🐶🐕🦮🐩🐕‍🦺🐾🦴

If I had to guess, it seems like Kristi Noem's editor and publisher really don't like her and don't want her to be Vice President.

Henri was rescued by my sister from an abusive situation in Kentucky. He was afraid of everyone except her. He would occasionally nip at us and didn't show much progress at doggie school. When Michelle was dying, Henri never left her side. We didn’t kill him.
#KristiNoemIsTrash

Let’s finish the week on a high. Baby Ella survived heart surgery against all odds. 🫶🏼🩷🫶🏼
Go have a great weekend.

DOJ appellate lawyer Michael Dreeban has argued in front of the Supreme Court over 100 times, making him one of the most experienced litigators out there. Incredibly, he takes no notes and relies solely on his memory, making eye contact with everything he needs in his head.

Evidence has been brought to the court in anticipation of Stormy’s testimony.