genuinely the last time politics felt professional

Cuz you gon have that lil ghost boy on top of yo stairs yellin hibachi benihana teriyaki

Happy First day of Spooky season 👻

I’m letting you know again.. stop playing with my kid btch.. you just mad cuz your son fav color is 5.. GET TF ON YOU CRACKHEAD

I’m crying hello…..??😭

“Your son’s favourite colour is 5” is I sentence I don’t think I’m ever going to be able to stop thinking about

Remember when you married a rapist and chose to have his baby Remember when you made a song with a minor saying you’d fuck him if he kept quiet about it Remember when you just yesterday defended your pedophile ass brother claiming his 11 year old victim lied on him

This country eats tacos, drinks tequila, and dances to reggaeton, but god forbid we hear Spanish for 15 minutes at halftime?

The moon can never be a man.

no republicans talking about this i wonder why

I hope this email kills us both

Trump said he "talked to the president of Puerto Rico" BRO THAT'S YOU! YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT of Puerto Rico just as you are the President of Delaware and Iowa

no amount of apology can ever undo what white people did to Black people.

maybe if Americans didn't want people speaking Spanish in America they shouldn't have conquered and annexed Puerto Rico

I'm on President Trump's side this time. Impeaching the President of Puerto Rico should be his highest priority.

When someone is laughing and socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

Going to my gate to stare at it to make sure it exists then going to get some food

“those who shy away from addressing the elephant in the room are doomed to carry the weight of it.”

lol senior citizen alert 😭 what did they say though