Oh no! An Ant Middleton simp has accused me of being gay. My life is over… 🙄😂

Blimey. The gammonati are out in full force tonight

My car insurance auto renewal went down!! Nearly fell off my chair. Thanks Aviva plc

Off to that london on a residential. This is page 1 of all the meds we have to dole out. Please appreciate the efforts teachers make to be inclusive.

Fuck me, bruce springsteen was incredible last night. 3 hrs non-stop. Lifting the energy time and again. A masterclass in how to work a crowd and stage presence. Hes 75 ffs!! #BruceSpringsteen

Winner of this weeks ‘least appropriate image’ competition… Imagine putting a party logo on this 🤦‍♀️🤡🤡

There needs to be a lot less types of tooth paste. I counted 11 today. That was just Colgate.. Most of them are vile as well. You dont need to keep changing it up! We’ll still buy it ffs.

#Hawksmoor

That bloke who survived the air crash is going to need some serious support. His grief/guilt will be off the scale. 😢

Quick to judge but slow to comprehend. I spend every day with kids eating. I think im qualified to judge. The quality is not the problem. Happy to discuss John O'Connell

Another twitter commentator who doesnt like it when someone with actual experience makes a comment. Blocked me rather than listened to some facts. Wasnt even going to argue with him. Oh well..

Hey Sainsbury's how about doing regular chicken wings as well as halal ones?

aaaand cole is off. Is it his last game as well?? 🤦‍♀️ #BATvLEI

More of a Club or Penthouse man myself.. 😉😂

Predictably shit already #ClubWorldCup

20 minutes of #ClubWorldCup is enough for me. Watching some part-timers getting spanked by bayern munich is not entertaining.

Does he know Ronnie Pickering?

Why doesnt the nhs give gym prescriptions for obesity? Surely cheaper than ozempic etc and would prevent future expensive issues like diabetes, joint problems…

I must say, its nice that the #ClubWorldCup is supported in its dullness by being broadcast on channel 5. Youd struggle to find less charismatic commentators.

How does such a hammerhead get 100k followers?