I think I’m staycationing next week 👀

What are we doing?

have you guys ever had a cat??? what the fuck??? I’m just *allowed* to feel this loved by this tiny baby who hates me??? 😭😭😭

hey do any people have medium setting in between “i fucking hate myself” and “i’m obsessed with every ounce of me” ????

times I’ve been really hot lately:

do u think jacob wysocki knows he’s my first parasocial relationship

do u think jacob wysocki knows i’m in love with him

Me: I’m gonna take a break and relax before I do more homework

Also me:

We need cock and balls in the movies again

man y'all it's fucked up that i have been trying to write this paper for a literal week but now even now I'm like damn not due for another 47 minutes, i can probably put it off a little longer

i know this is adhd superpower but i DON'T WANT IT

just cited a paper I wrote last month as '2017' so things are going well

Okay okay update 2 and a half pages to go in 2 hours and I’m stopping for lunch and this paper is garbage and I’m sorry to Karl Barth AND Sallie McFague ily I’m sorry

Did I also somehow make it to the library with a cat toy in my backpack?

Yes of course.

Finals week backpack setting off the seatbelt sensor

Do I have a 7 page paper due in 4 hours? Yes.

Have I started it? I mean…kind of? Not really?

Have I also been sitting in my car at the library not going in for half an hour? Of course.

Any further questions?

this is the sign I needed bye everybody

weighted blanket but it’s a human who loves me

We did it Joe

settled on 100mg hydroxyzine for before with trazodone, expensive wine, and indica on standby for after

my insulin pump garter 100% makes it look like I’m concealed carrying 😅🥸