My anxiety explaining the future to me at  2am.

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*me telling my mom a secret*

my mom the next day:

me: *goes to a website for the 1st time*

the website:

If this tweet gets 100 RTs I’ll post the uncensored versions 😈

If this tweet gets 100 RTs I’ll post the uncensored versions 😈

A love like this >>>

“Do you really let your dog sleep in the bed with you??”

My dog:

When I say “heheheh” this is what I mean

me checkin my phone to see what i missed while i was sleep

When someone asks me if I'm a dog or cat person

me:

this cow looks like it’s about to ask me if i have any games on my phone

“nobody loves you”

my dog when I get home:

Can I be your barbie? #BarbieTheMovie
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