Weekend Update with Colin Jost and Michael Che!

Musk and his team of sycophants are digging their hole deeper, they clearly don’t understand the strategy at play here. The more they squeal the worse it is going to get.

They were civilians. Adm. Bradley told lawmakers last week that the orders he received from Hegseth were to kill people on some “approved target list”. He said it included everybody on that boat. He lied. Bradley’s testimony proves it. But Bradley will be the one to take

Trump’s human trafficking adjacent adult son, Trump jr, is spreading Russian disinformation now. (🎥 NEXTA)

Trump is raging that Henry Cuellar has not paid him the customary bribe of a few million dollars after being pardoned. In every other democratic modern country in the world, Trump would've been arrested and imprisoned a long time ago. 😳👇

That’s not neurodivergent. That’s cocaine. You are the most overvalued company that ever existed. You are predicated on lies, fraud, and total amorality. This is a wired conman collapsing in his own bullshit on stage. Stop trying to use wokeness to cover for it.

Vulnerable narcissists have an obsessive need to show status—to pathologically prove their dominance over others because of the deep internal shame they are covering up. Pete Hegseth is one of the most fragile—and therefore one of the most dangerous—people on Earth.

Already did, the boss told him to!

DISGUSTING: A new live tracker has been set up called "Trump's Take" and it currently shows the criminal President has used the presidency to rake in more than $1.8 billion, while he refused to distribute SNAP benefits during his government shutdown and is blocking any help for

Wild how Trump swore he’d “drain the swamp,” but all he really did was replace competent people with what Newsweek calls the “MAGA Keystone Cops.” My favorite line from the piece: “Trump’s unqualified hacks made a spectacularly shambolic hash of nearly everything they touched.”

Still think Trump/Russia is a “hoax”? wsj.com/world/europe/u…

I ordered two.

So tariffs have made things more expensive and aren’t even protecting our jobs. It’s time to consider that maybe these folks are making things up as they go. Sadly, hardworking Americans are going to pay the price for all of the incompetence.

Polymarket says U.S. layoffs will surpass the Great Recession level and be worst since Great Depression. Fortunately, our President will go on a Fabrication Tour to discuss his superb economy, and the affordability hoax. He will brandish his fake Peace prize, then fall asleep

Lol

Unconstitutional!

From 2018-2024, Delta made $7.993 billion, but got a tax refund of $375 million. They then spent $3.9 billion on stock buybacks and $2.6 billion on dividend payouts to further enrich their wealthy CEOs and shareholders. Tax cuts for rich corporations never trickle down.

Watch as people protest Pete Hegseth and his wife this morning. Free Speech!

MEET DONALD TRUMP'S NEW COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR.