My cat is sad because my other cat promised they'd go to a museum today but drank some beer and fell asleep instead.

My cat is sad because he tried to take more of a carpe diem attitude to life but his heart was never fully in it.

My cat is sad because he heard that everyone likes music festivals these days so he started his own, but nobody came.

My cat is sad because he wishes his friends would stop tagging him in Facebook photos without his permission.

Life doesn't get better Romee but at least we have the pictures of Rob Gronkowski and kittens to make us happy #adultproblems

My cat is sad because my other cat has lost a bag of cocaine and is ransacking the house in an attempt to find it.

“College Humor: It all ended after 8th grade pic.x.com/lJZqUrS6Tq” Romee

“College Humor: "I told you both of us could fit." "I fucking hate you right now." pic.x.com/cGRm4VWidh” Romee

daddyissues_'s photo instagram.com/p/ycnh_XwSlt/ Romee

“@tweetIikeapizza: You want to be thin, you want to be pretty, but then there's pizza pic.x.com/BSTUcEOCsM” Romee

If you were wondering that was me in tha Shark costume !!

Plot twist: I deflated the balls

If you don't think Sharknado is real, rethink that. I danced in the halftime show, anything is possible. This is your only warning.

LEFT SHARK is so bad but so good sbnation.com/lookit/2015/2/… vine.co/v/Ot0jViMbWxE

Half a Mill for bail cause I'm African

if I knew I'd have to pay student loans the next ten years I wouldn't have fucking gone to college

freedom ain't gettin no closer, no matter how fuckin far I go

fuck tryna please a mother fucker that can't be pleased

tryna see the sun, but the sky seems so gray