Netflix subtitles be like [speaking Spanish] BRO😭 translate it thennn

People still send messages asking if you wanna check out their band? 😳 How embarrassing.

Noooo, you had to be there.

Watching Buffy for the first time ever 😳

I will never be scared of a female I use to be friends with, girl I know how you function 😭

Everyone is replaceable. Not me tho yall be safe

How to write a research paper on your already completed experiment without doing research 🤔

i be like idk and be knowing

[talking about the body i inhabit] “idk i just work here”

I couldn't decide between drinking and laying in bed so I'm doing both. I'm a problem solver.

Watching Vampire Diaries for the first time ever and I'm getting whooplash between these three and I'm not even halfway through

Okay, but Hayley is pregnant with Klaus's baby 😳

What a day 🙄

Georgetown University to launch a 5-year bachelor’s degree program for incarcerated people. The program aims to decrease recidivism and prepare 125 inmates for future job opportunities. wamu.org/story/21/04/15…

So I'm in FB jail for the next 16 hours because some bitch called a girl named Rachel "Laquisha" and I called her a racist cunt but I'm the one who was being a bully? 🤦‍♀️ I hate it here.

Did yall know proper hammocking is thing? Like... people literally drive around with a hammock until they see a nice play to hang that bitch up and read a book or take a nap... What am I doing my life? 😳

How Ivarr gonna do my boy Ceolbert like that.

Buy Pokémon Snap. Play for two days. Switch turns off and never comes back on. Now I gotta wait 3 weeks for it to get fixed and come back 😭