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Megan Fox

@meganfoxwriter

Medium smart award-winning journalist, writes dank meme songs that make LOLyers cry to federal judges. linktr.ee/meganfoxwriter

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Could Apple quit telling me my music is too loud? I'm an adult. If my chest isn't thumping it's not loud enough. Back off, Apple. You're not my mom!

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Me too! I'm being sued by a muppet! 😂 But I doubt she'll serve me. So maybe it will come to nothing like all of her frivolous filings

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Why do science when you can just do paint by numbers? If that was actually what "engineering certainty" looked like, no one would drive across bridges.

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Happy Arraignment Day Pond Scum Posse! Get ready! We're going to watch Laura Owens in court today at 11:30am ET on my channel with friends. Bring snacks. Will post link soon!

Happy Arraignment Day Pond Scum Posse! Get ready! We're going to watch Laura Owens in court today at 11:30am ET on my channel with friends. Bring snacks. Will post link soon!
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Vegas...here I come! Looking forward to RealitySteve birthday bash and celebrating 7 felony charges for Laura Owens. Fun times! Fun times, indeed!

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Why do flight attendants yell at you when you get up to pee? I get it that it's turbulent and the sign is on but what's the alternative? Pee on ourselves? It's a 5 hour flight. Everyone is going to have to pee at some point.

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I cannot believe people smoke inside in Vegas. My eyes are never going to recover. How did I grow up like this? A few hours in a smoke filled casino and my eyes are blood red and on fire. I don't think I'm going to like it here.