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Comedy Night at Heritage on North 2nd Street in Philly! 9/12 9pm. Great lineup! Tickets: eventbrite.com/e/comedy-night… with Blake Wexler 🫵 Hannah Trav brandon mitchell Charles Steele and Megan Goetz !

Dogs are cool because they're the only living thing that you can sing dumb off-tune gibberish to and they just wag their tails like "hell yeah dude you rock!"

My hometown news station continues to go unmatched - they just covered a local story where a pizza had been delivered and there was a gun on the pizza.

My mom hates the Golden Bachelor so much because she thinks they should be old enough to know better than to be on one of those shows.

I am positive I don’t want to do that.

This was so much fun!! Give it a listen!

the most "UNHAND ME" opossum hiss ever hissed

Every comedian has hundreds of these....the no-show comedy show.

Wow! This Woman's First Words After Waking Up From a Coma Were 'Five More Minutes': ow.ly/9aUe50HeIia

Legit unwell

I've never felt so old and so alive at the same time

That’s the music that Kelce needed to hear to activate his haircut. Watch how he balls out in the second half

The second a crystal tower is big enough, the photos seem threatening

Wondering if Bridgerton makes only children that watch the show happy or sad that they don't have 8 siblings worth of tea to witness in their life.

Not my headline, but still my face 😂

*at baseball game* Fiance: that guy on the braves is my fantasy catcher Me: he's my fantasy catcher as well Fiance: really, from the Braves? Me: oh yeah he'd need to be pretty brave

When people ask me how wedding planning is going

Not my headline but LMAO so good.