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Megan Goetz

@meggoetzmoney

She/Her. Contributes to @mcsweeneys @reductress, and more. Host of Real Chills podcast and Their Stories. Went through a unicorn phase in college.

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📢BIG SHOW TONIGHT!📢 Wise Crackers Mohegan Pennsylvania is proud to bring in this show! Come out and laugh this weekend with Chris Roach, Brendan Donegan, and Megan Geotz. Doors: 8 Show: 9 Christopher Brian Roach Brendan Donegan Megan Goetz TIX $25ea bit.ly/45e0kjY or call 570-788-8451

📢BIG SHOW TONIGHT!📢
Wise Crackers <a href="/MoheganPA/">Mohegan Pennsylvania</a> is proud to bring in this show! Come out and laugh this weekend with Chris Roach, Brendan Donegan, and Megan Geotz.
Doors: 8 Show: 9
<a href="/RoachComic/">Christopher Brian Roach</a> <a href="/B_Donegan/">Brendan Donegan</a> <a href="/MegGoetzMoney/">Megan Goetz</a>
TIX $25ea bit.ly/45e0kjY
or call 570-788-8451
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Dogs are cool because they're the only living thing that you can sing dumb off-tune gibberish to and they just wag their tails like "hell yeah dude you rock!"

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My hometown news station continues to go unmatched - they just covered a local story where a pizza had been delivered and there was a gun on the pizza.

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My mom hates the Golden Bachelor so much because she thinks they should be old enough to know better than to be on one of those shows.

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Wondering if Bridgerton makes only children that watch the show happy or sad that they don't have 8 siblings worth of tea to witness in their life.

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*at baseball game* Fiance: that guy on the braves is my fantasy catcher Me: he's my fantasy catcher as well Fiance: really, from the Braves? Me: oh yeah he'd need to be pretty brave