The chance of being attacked by a shopping cart is extremely low, but never zero.

Real

Some tech sis dey use keyboard and mouse, some dey use nail polish and adhesive.

WDYM command not found?, No be me and you run this thing together few minutes ago?

Cashier: “That'll be $19.94.” Me: *pulls out a $50 bill* Casheir: “I’m so sorry, but we've had a problem with counterfeit bills. Do you have anything smaller?” Me: *pulls out a $25 bill*

regards

Funny how Not a Number is actually a number. phewww

Birds trying to sleep in December

when bro's code is filled with "🔥🚀 💥 ❌ ✅"

Me entering 2026 with the same problems but a new calendar;

My Spotify queue just went from amapiano to smooth jazz mid lockin session. This ain't even the time and place...

she was beautiful, like code that compiles on the first try but also you just knew that there was something deeply wrong with her, like code that compiles on the first try

Who you!, who born you?, who exist you?

Y'all know "W" has no more syllables than "win"?

Chatbot gotta stop saying "Ooo this is a good one" before answering my questions. 🤦‍♂️