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1: flattering. truly flattering anon… 2: // that’s a secretttftt collect my pages to figure it out..

this butt ugly phone oh my god

see if III was still in charge of designing mephones they wouldn’t be this effing ugly !!!

one last time

first off… gross EEEWW???? second off: i’m not acknowledging this message.

buy one of our new products meeple products today and i’ll consider obliging by your request ‘choco’

sneezes on you hey what’s up

Steve Cobs  The sky 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

1: depends on who’s asking…. the answer is most likely no though! 2: uuuahh..? Mephone4s? haven’t heard from tha guy in a while. sure what the hell i don’t effing care !!!

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY WAKEBUP WAKE UP WAKE UP

who the fuck is touy and why should i care that you’re licking him

gross.

@ everyone i just projectile vomited all over the main floor men’s bathroom please send over a janitor A-S-A-P

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1: hmm… new employees are always welcome!! that just means more people for me to yell at!!(!! that’s a joke. dont quote me on that. 2: why am i in love with EVERYBODY what do you guys take me for some kind of HOOKER?(?? 3: not my problem.

//📌 yume/oc/self ships interactions are fine with me but forgive me if i’m a bit awkward with it if i don’t know you too well, admin is aromantic and deathly autistic about a cobs x oc ship be patient with him LMAO