Damn ight bye twitter if Audrey ain’t here than I don’t need it

noooo queen don’t lock me in the nuclear power plant core so i can slowly die of radiation poisoning haha you’re so sexy

Listen I don’t use tumblr but there are some of y’all I really don’t want to move there. Maybe take this as a sign to never use social media again? Just a thought

Also a I got a bug bite on one of my tattoos and I wanna scratch it but if I do that it’ll make a scab and then there’ll be another lil mark on my tattoo when it heals

Tummy hurts still but I’m going into work anyway I wanna see my buddies my pals even

GGHHHHHHMMMGMMMGMMHFFFFF IM A SLUT IM SORRY IM SORRY BUT ALSO IVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IM A VICTIM

I’m having enrichment time in my enclosure

Why does everyday have to be such a god damn struggle

This guy fumbking loves plastic bottles

It was pretty good but I ate too much too fast now my tummy hurt

I ate the Kraft Mac n cheese

Can people hype me up to eat craft Mac n cheese cause that’s what I’m gonna make for dinner but it’s not sounding as yummy as I want it to

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Dream fucks concrete

Idk man scissor 7 kinda fucks

X3

RWBY is destiny but evil