🛠️ He loves being able to help others get a good ‘stretch’ in. 🤸‍♀️☺️

🔩 The things he’d do for hole that talks back~ 🥴

🛠️ Bored, lazy, just being a raunchy mutt at home.. Maybe he could use some company.. 💦

🛠️ “Whew.. ☁️ sorry about that! 💦 This thing’s been trapped in that jock all day, I can smell it from here! How do ya like it?~”💕

🛠️ A mutt returns.. Who missed this big funky dog? 💦 Cause he sure missed you~ 💕

Working out with Abe looks like:

🛠️ *sigh* He misses buying flowers for someone special.

🛠️ I can only aspire to have others think of my mutt this way 😩🙏

🛠️ Woof.. need to go home and get off something fierce— 😵‍💫

🛠️ Well, it’s lookin’ like this mutt might be lonely on Valentine’s— But what else is new! At least he can get wasted and have chocolate for himself.

🛠️ It’s peanut butter & chocolate too.. 😔

🛠️ Depression has me in a chokehold tonight. 😔

🛠️ This mutt misses y’all. 🥺 Gonna try to be more active in DMs soon, and moreso outside of my usual working hours. I miss writing.

Huffing hello is a canine custom 🔥

🛠️ Woof.. a dog down bad.. 🤧💦

🛠️ Her favorite?~💕 He’d be quick to get to worshipping that beautiful booty of hers. Being booze drunk isn’t enough.. He’s working to get 𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓-𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐊 off of mommy and her 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐊-𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐄 after a hard day’s work. Digging in like it’s his last meal on death row.

🛠️ The urge to get nasty with someone is real, but alas— gotta start getting ready for work. I hate it here on this bitch of an earth. 👊😔