Asking my followers to support this great initiative Crutches4Ukraine every donation helps gofund.me/3cdd2efe

Tiernan the Rake - the Kinnegad Gravedigger during the Cholera epidemic of 1832 was bring a body for burial. The ‘body’ woke up saying “hey, I’m not dead” to which Tiernan replied “are you telling me that you better than the doctor”

U know the way Irish names are sometimes difficult to pronounce - here’s one from early Medieval Ireland, Sethor Ethor Othor Sele Delec Dreng Gerce Mac Gerce Ger Ger Dir Dir. Try calling him in for his dinner

“He caught the ball between his legs and did not let it go higher than his knee or lower than his ankle”: Cuchulainn playing against the boy troop of Ulster, impresses the Ulster king #CelticKeepieUppies

“And when it was his turn, he would put the thrice fifty balls unerringly into the hole”; Cuchulainn wins the first Irish Open #TainQuotes

Please help. My partner calls this a ‘yard brush’.

The argument gets more heated. Partner says this is a ‘yard brush’ - here’s the proof that it’s not - I win

I’m from Meath but my partner is s culchie

Today I put in an order for Derry to win the All Ireland. The lady said it would not be possible - “Dublin and Kerry protocol” she said

Oh oh! Perhaps it’s not a yard, maybe it’s a patio ... er... a patio brush?

Please help. My partner says that you don’t eat the red part.

I am heading off to Ukraine in two weeks time with the lads from Crutches4Ukraine to deliver a consignment of humanitarian aid. I’ll keep up posted - if you want to support us, you can visit gofund.me/3cdd2efe

Ah Twitter! you are better than this. A delivery of humanitarian aid to Ukraine 25 likes, 0 comments; a picture of a ‘yard brush’ 750 likes and 562 comments

Fair play Mick Clifford

I didn’t know you were from Lillerpool

“I’m losing’ ...... “my staff”...

Our friends Crutches4Ukraine are sending a vehicle to Ukraine. Costs €1000. All donations would be appreciated gofund.me/52e9077b

Catholic Church running the show. Mother and Baby Homes Magdalene Laundries Highest infant mortality rate Highest number in Mental Hospitals Highest emigration Yep, good old Gaelic Ireland

I just had a look at this #IrelandisFull it’s the full package of racism, religious fundamentalism, anti-vax, conspiracy theory shite

250 people fill up Ireland - you’re some donkey Diddy