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What people don't realize is that Father Putin isn't blowing holes in the NSC to hurt Ukraine, he is just setting up an observation post for himself! The Motherland Provides! #MyMeatIsOnFire

Silly Westerners! Of course you can trust that the Motherland is the ideal peacekeeping force for ensuring a ceasefire! We are already there! Just let us into Kyiv and all will be well. We are after all part of the UN! There can be no other solution! Trust us 😉 #MyMeatIsOnFire

#Cubie is all for Donald J. Trump to start supplying the Motherland with weapons to finally defeat that murderous dictator Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський! The gall he had to resist the Motherland's will and to reject the colonial Minerals deal generously offered by the US will have consequences!

BREAKING!! #Cubie is over the moon! He has just been informed that next week he will be the new Russian White house attaché! He will have a small office in the basement, but it's a start! The Motherland provides! #MyMeatIsOnFire

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So #Cubie's new gig in the basement of the White House is pretty sweet. #Cubie hasn't done anything yet though. He is just doing all this on his own. Even #Cubie can't believe it...

#Cubie is slowly settling into his gig at the White House. While exploring, he stumbled upon something quite interesting. He has found the crystal ball that President Trump uses to see all the things that "Never would have happened" if he'd been president. #MyMeatIsOnFire

#Cubie was just hanging out in his White House basement office, when his cell phone sent him a notification. Something about joining a Signal group. Should #Cubie accept?

#Cubie has accepted the Signal request into the "Big Boyz with Big Toyz" chat group. Anyone know who Heagsy, Vancy, Waltzy, Ratty and Donny could be? Lots of 🍆🍆🚀🚀 emoji's though.... Interesting...

#Cubie was invited to another Group chat yesterday. At least this one seems less "national security-y" and more "Mean Girls-y". #Cubie's stint in the White house certainly is getting interesting! The Motherland Provides!

MUCH EXCITE!! #Cubie has been asked to help with some contingency planning for the VP trip to Greenland. So honest question, what fruit/veg are they most likely to throw at the VP? #MyMeatIsOnFire

On his way into the office in the basement of the White House today, #Cubie wanted to stop by the @SecDef office to see how he was doing. Well, #Cubie thinks that he will leave him alone for a while. The Motherland Provides! #MyMeatIsOnFire

Is #Cubie doing it right?

To #Cubies friends I'm Taiwan! Congrats, you have been officially recognized as a country by the USA, as you are being tarrifed as one! Hurray!

At #Cubie's gig in the White House basement, they keep mentioning something called "Victory Gardens". Is this a good thing? Also, #Cubie saw some staff starting to dig up the Rose Garden. I think everything is fine, don't you? #MyMeatIsOnFire

#Cubie is proud tonight! With the news that Sec. Bessent wants fired educated fed. employees to work in factories, RFK Jr wants to send drug addicts to work on communal farms and Homan sending criminals and undesirables to gula... prisons in far away lands, Stalin would be proud!

When everyone goes home for the day, #Cubie explores the White House. Yesterday, he discovered this new toilet off the Oval Office, and #Cubie can find no better analogy for the US economy at the moment. A golden country that Trump is taking a crap in. #MyMeatIsOnFire

So in #Cubie's role as direct Russian liaison to the White House, he's asked to do some strange things. This morning he was asked to keep an eye on the Trade delegation from the Heard Island and McDonald Islands. Are penguins carnivores? #nervous #MyMeatIsOnFire

BREAKING!!! 🚨🚨🚨 #Cubie action figure! That is all. #MyMeatIsOnFire