Which am I most tired of on X? 1. Fake Mar a Lago pics? 2. Mary as "Co-Redemptrix"? 3. That chick in Chicago who banged her car into the ICE wagon and now says the ICE agents weren't very nice to her?

Is it too late to give NYC back to the Dutch?

90 percent of my feed on X is now AI fakes. Favorite subject matter: 1. Fake ICE arrests 2. Fake Las Vegas showgirls and strippers at Mar a Lago 3. Fake bread lines What happened to all the cute AI fakes of people hopping out of their cars to bandage up injured animals?

Bridge from Temu

I can't believe the number of people on X today who don't know the difference between pedophilia and statutory rape.

Which of these four deserves the most ridicule? Ryan Lizza Olivia Nuzzi Keith Olberman Mark Sanford telos.news/p/part-1-how-i…

Which of these four deserves the most ridicule? Ryan Lizza Olivia Nuzzi Keith Olbermann Mark Sanford telos.news/p/part-1-how-i…

“Who will pick the cotton?”

lol

I know nothing about the merits of this case--but the idea of accessing someone else's bank account from outer space sounds hilarious.

Is there anything more Harvard than former President of Harvard University Larry Summers asking convicted child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein for sex advice on how to cheat in an affair with the daughter of a Chinese Communist Party official he worked with?

A gal who wants to be mayor of Nashville:

LMFAO Zohran is asked if he still thinks President Trump is a "fascist." President Trump then grabs his arm when he starts answering and says "that's okay, you can just say yes." Funniest President ever.

Girls after one minor argument: “I’m never speaking to you again.” Boys after calling each other fascist and jihadist:

Should I spend $9.99 to read Part 2 of the Ryan Lizza/Olivia "Grand Canyon" Nuzzi story? telos.news/p/part-2-she-d…

Scott Adams National treasure!

Fellas - can you name ONE reason why you won’t date “trans girls”?

My latest for Quillette: Too much Elizabeth Gilbert quillette.com/2025/11/30/too…

UCSD: 25% of our students need to take 9th grade math. Their writing skills are not any better. The internet: No college student would ever submit a reading response without APA-formatted references and expect to get a non-zero grade

One of the first things I'd do if I were the U. of Oklahoma Bible chick's lawyer is get hold of the other essays submitted by students in that trans-awareness class. I'd love to see what they wrote that got them A's and B's.